You’ll do anything for Me, that includes becoming my very own Toilet Pig! Why pig? Because pigs are great at disposing of waste. Duh. So what are you waiting for? Get on your knees and worship my big juicy ass. I know you’re desperate to. I’m going to make you beg to be my little bitch. And then maybe if you please me, I’ll allow you the privilege of earning your place as my very own toilet.